I went to a new doctor recently and was delighted to find a health care professional with a fresh perspective on all the things I have been struggling with. Here's a recap of the visit.
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it. Don’t waste time on exercise. Everything will wear out eventually. Speeding up your heart does not make you live longer; it’s like saying you extend the life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine is made from fruit. The fruit is very good. Brandy is distilled wine, which means they take water out of fruity bits, so you get even more goodness that way. Beer is also made of grain. The grain is good too. – Bottoms up!
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain… terrific!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food is fried in vegetable oil. How is getting more vegetables bad?
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