CHURCH MICE
Three pastors met and were talking over conditions at their churches.
The first pastor said, "You know, since Fall started, I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything - noise, cats, spray - nothing seems to scare them away."
The second pastor said, "Yeah, my church too. There are hundreds of them living in the church basement. I've set traps and even called in an expert exterminator. Nothing has worked so far."
The third pastor said, "I've had the same problem. So I baptized all mine and made them members of the church. Haven't seen one of them since!"