An unfortunate man was involved in an auto accident, suffered serious injuries and was rendered unconscious.
When he finally regained consciousness after some days and several operations, he found himself in a quiet Catholic hospital and a
kindly nurse nun was setting beside him on the bed with a clipboard in hand.
"Sir," she inquired, "I need to asked you some questions. Do you have health insurance?"
"No Sister, I do not," he replied.
"Do you have any money," she asked?
"No, as a
matter of fact, I am practically broke."
Continuing on, the nun said, "Do you have any relatives that could pay your bill?"
"Sister, the only relative I have is an old spinster nun."
The nun was indignant, "I HAVE YOU KNOW, NUNS ARE NOT SPINSTERS! WE ARE MARRIED TO GOD."
"In that case Sister," said the man "please send the bill to my brother-in-law."