MESSAGE FROM THE CHIEF OF PRAY
Dear Prayables Family...I have so many questions! I still haven't found out Who Let the Dogs Out...Where's the Beef...How to Get to Sesame Street...Why Dora Doesn't Use Google Maps...Why Do All Flavors of Fruit Loops Taste Exactly the Same...How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop...Why Eggs are Packaged in Flimsy Paper or Styro Cartons but Batteries are Secured in Indestructible Plastic...Why "Abbreviated" is Such a Long Word...Why There's a "D" in Fridge but Not in
Refrigerator...Why Lemon Juice is Made with Artificial Flavor Yet Dishwashing Liquid is Made with Real Lemons...Why They Sterilize the Needle for Lethal Injections...Why Do You have to "Put Your Two Cents In", But it's Only "A Penny For Your Thoughts" - Where is the Extra Penny Going to...Just What is Victoria's Secret...Where in the World Is Waldo...Why Does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Have the Same Tune...Why Did You Just Sing Those Two songs, After reading This Far Don't
You Believe Me...Speaking of Belief...Do You Really Believe That I am This Witty, This Clever?...I Got This From the Internet!!!
Have a day filled with holy humor, curiosity, and a little bit of silliness too.
Love & Blessings, Susan
