Doggy Prayers
Dear God: Can we sit on your couch when we get to heaven? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Why is the garbage collector stealing my stuff?
Dear God: I understand there are mailmen in Heaven. Please send my apologies for my behavior.