!!! CONFESSIONS !!!
Three priests are eating lunch. The first one says, “Guys, I need you to keep me accountable. Lately, I’ve been struggling with a dependence on alcohol. Every
once in a while, I’ll pull a bottle of whiskey from my bottom drawer and have a drink.”
The second one says, “Well, I’ve got to confess, I’ve been taking a little bit out of the offering plate and taking it to the horse track to bet on the ponies.”
Finally, the last one says, “Well, guys, this is probably not the confession you’ll want to hear right now, but I can’t control myself when I hear some juicy gossip, and I’m meeting with the women of the Ladies Auxiliary this afternoon!”
