3 PRIEST, RABBI, ETC. JOKES

A rabbi, a priest, and a poodle walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, folks, I can’t serve you: no gods allowed…”

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks them to come up to the desk and tell her their blood type. The priest says Type “A”. The pastor says Type “B”.  The rabbit says, “I'm probably a typo.”

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I went to a mixed religion seminar. The priest came, laid his hands on my hand, and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I was not paralyzed.

The rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand, and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!"

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The mullah came, took my hands, and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”

I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me.”

After the sermons, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.