The four ladies are having lunch in a lovely cafe. They’re old friends, and after a few glasses of wine, they start spilling their secrets.

The first one says, “I’m a klepto, but I never stole anything from any of you.”

The second one says, “I’m a flirt. But I never flirted with any of your husbands.”

The third one says, “I am attracted to other women. But I never set my eye on any of you.”

The fourth one says, “I’m a gossip. I’d tell you more, but I gotta go make some calls….”