Wednesday, June 10, 2026

 

Motherhood has taught me, over and over again, that my children are not here to complete me, prove me, or reflect me. They are not the sum total of my input, my plans, my prayers, or my failures. They are uniquely their own, made by God, entrusted to me for a time, and always ultimately belonging to Him.
 Rachael Jones

HOLE-IN-ONE 

The head pastor wakes up one beautiful Sunday morning and decides he’s going to forgo church and go golfing. 

He calls in sick, heads out to the golf course, and begins his game.

Meanwhile, the angels in heaven are ticked off.

“Do you see that God?” They say. “Are you going to let him get away with this?”

So, God gives the pastor a nice burst of wind as he hits the ball at the start of a difficult course, and the ball sails all the way to the green and rolls straight into the hole.

A hole-in-one! 

The angels didn’t like this.

“Seriously? Why did you do that?”

God calmly answers, “Who’s he gonna tell?”