TAXI DRIVER
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
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The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.
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second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, âLook, mate, donât ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!â
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The passenger apologized and said, âI didnât realize that a little tap would scare you so much.â
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The driver replied, âSorry, itâs not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver â Iâve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.â
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