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Published: Fri, 11/14/25

Updated: Fri, 11/14/25

Friday November 14, 2025

Never tell a young person that something cannot be done. God may have been waiting centuries for someone ignorant enough of the impossible to do that very thing.
John Andrew Holmes

Help me. I'm wasting my time on anger, jealousy, and envy. Three worthless emotions that don't serve me. Dear God. Fill me instead with self-satisfaction.

Be kind to one another, tender-hearted, forgiving one another, as God forgives you. Ephesians 4:32

Reach for it. Change is within your grasp, and you are oh, so ready! May God bless you as you scale new heights and arrive as the "you" you are meant to be.

WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

Three prisoners are on death row and are about to be executed.

They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

One man asks for pepperoni pizza, which he is served and then taken away.

The next man requests a filet mignon, which he is served and also taken away.

The last man requests a plate of strawberries.

The guards are surprised and reply: “Strawberries?”

“Yes, strawberries.”

“But they are out of season!”

“I’ll wait…”

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