PERFECTION!
A man orders a
beer, and the bartender delivers a mug filled to the very top without dropping any.
The man says, “Perfect, you are just like Ryan.”
“Who is Ryan?”
“Someone who gets everything just right. He is Mr. Perfect. He gave his wife the perfect ring, planned a perfect wedding, has never hurt her feelings, never makes mistakes, never makes a mess, is always dressed impeccably, is the most sensitive and caring man in the
world, unerringly polite, never short for words; he is the most successful man I know.”
“Wow, he must be a good friend.”
“No, I never met him.”
“How do you know so much about him?”
“I’m married to his
widow.”
