After a long-winded sermon about morals, bad behavior, and the evils of sinning, the televangelist preacher said to his live audience,
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"If there are any sinners in the room, please stand up."
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No one dared to stand. After a long silence, one young man rose to his feet.
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"Now, then, mister, why do you consider yourself a sinner?" the preacher inquired with a dramatic flourish.
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"Well, actually, I don't," said the young man, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
