Prayables | 😆Friday funnies that meow and bark

Published: Fri, 08/15/25

Updated: Fri, 08/15/25

Friday August 15, 2025

Nothing ever comes to one that is worth having except as a result of God’s grace and hard work.
Bill Nichols

God, Teach me to give thanks for what I have by sharing it with others in need. Open my eyes to Your wonders, and open my hands in care for Your earth. Give me wisdom, compassion, patience and tolerance in my striving for justice. May my prayers merit Your grace.

1. Wealth without work. 2. Pleasure without conscience. 3. Science without humanity. 4. Knowledge without character. 5. Politics without principle. 6. Commerce without morality. 7. Worship without sacrifice. – Frederick Lewis Donaldson May you be blessed with saintly social behaviors.

FUNNY PET QUOTES

There are two means of refuge from your misery, dogs and cats.

Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
Unknown

I have lived with several Zen masters—all of them cats.
Eckhart Tolle

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler

I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.
Neil Gaiman

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
Unknown

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Bill Dana

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