CHURCH JOKES

true church announcement – from George Goldtrap, Madison Tennessee After the worship service, the preacher announced:

“The class on prophecy has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.”

A Minister talking to a perspective congregant said, “Well, if you don’t believe in the organized church, you’ll love ours – we are as disorganized as they come.

A preacher in our neck of the woods just enjoyed a hearty chicken dinner at the home of one of his parishioners. Looking out of the window after dinner, the preacher remarked, 

“That rooster of yours seems to be a mighty proud and happy bird.” 

The host replied, “He should. His oldest son just entered the ministry.”

After the church service, a pastor told a woman, “I noticed your husband walked out in the middle of my sermon. I hope I didn’t say something that offended him.” 

“Not at all,” replied the wife. “My husband has been walking in his sleep for years.”