PREDICTIONS!

A minister was visiting a country church, and he began his sermon with a stirring reminder:

“Everyone in this parish is going to die.”

The minister looked around to assess the impact of his statement before continuing.

He noticed a man in the front pew, smiling broadly.

“Why are you so amused?” he asked.

“I’m relieved. You see, I’m visiting my sister for the weekend. I’m not from this parish!”