NICE TO MEET YOU

A guy is sitting in a bar having a scotch and soda when another guy walks in. They get to talking.

"Where do you live?"

"I live in the city - West Loop neighborhood."

"I live in West Loop!" The one man exclaimed.

"Wow! - Where did you grow up?"

"Skokie - Dempster and Crawford."

"You're kidding me - I grew up in Skokie, the corner of Dempster and Crawford!"

"I went to Skokie Township High School, graduated in 2000. - And you?"

"Yessiree - STHS - class of 2000..."

The bartender overhears the conversation and says to the waitress, "It’s going to be a long night. The Goldberg twins are drunk again."

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