WHO'S PAYING THE BILL?

An unfortunate man was involved in a serious auto accident, suffered serious injuries, and was rendered unconscious.

When he finally regained consciousness after some days and several operations, he found himself in a quiet Catholic Hospital.

A kindly Nun was sitting beside him on the bed with a clipboard in hand.

“Sir,” she inquired, “I need to ask you some questions. Do you have health insurance?”

“No, Sister, I do not.”

“Do you have any money?”

“No, as a matter of fact, I am, for all practical purposes, broke.”

Continuing on, the Nun said, “Do you have any relatives that could pay your bill?”

“Sister, the only relative I have is an old spinster Nun.”

His answer enraged the Nun, “I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW, NUNS ARE NOT SPINSTERS! WE ARE MARRIED TO GOD.” 

The man replied, “In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law.”