If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
Eva Gabor
Old age comes at a bad time.
Ed Sullivan
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Stevie Wonder
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.
Golda Meir
The older
I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
Mark Twain
I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
