FATHERS-IN-WAITING
Four men are in the
hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.
A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
She then says to the next guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of
triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
The nurse turns to the third guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work at 7/11!”
